One day i went to the MacDonalds Drive-in
and experienced the strangest thing
i noticed this skinny sleeper
and saw it was the Grim Reaper
dressed in his usual black
just finished his Big Mac
i must have woke him with my stare
because he gave me a sleepy glare
he shook my hand
and said:you look surprised my friend
but even if i'm Death
i too must be fed